La Patrouille de France ♥ [x]
it’s french friday today and the only ‘big’ things happening in france at the moment are:
- france plays against germany tonight in the world cup
- sarko is in custody
while i’m overjoyed at the last one, i can’t say the same about the first one
what the hell did he do
Influence peddling and corruption (amongst others)
This man is involved in so many shady affairs and yet is still like “Yeah, imma run for president again next time”. And people still support him? How?!
because our fellow countrymen are dumbasses that’s why
Omg and his little lapdogs, who are ready to follow him blindly because all they want is their tiny piece of power! “Boohoo, it’s a conspiracy”. I imagine it can’t feel nice to get caught after doing whatever you liked for years but at least have some freaking dignity and don’t go crying on TV about how it’s all unfair.
(via blackkwidows)Source: dammit-sherlock
44, 6 millions d’électeurs pour l’hexagone, avec 56,85% abstentionnistes.
Ca fait 25,35 millions de gens qui sont allés voter aux Européennes en France.
25,35 Millions, dont 25,4% ont voté FN - Ca fait donc 6,5 millions de votes pour le parti bleu marine.
Pour mettre les choses en perspective, les podcasts de certains youtubeurs français ont plus de vues qu’il y a de gens qui ont voté pour le FN.
too turnt w/ this baguette
Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.
It is true. Sometimes we do it in groups… Once a boy from my school brought a pain de campagne instead of a baguette and he was never seen again……
(via stupidbroccoli)Source: milesupshur
France, France Revolution
Oh man, this game is impossible. The minute you think you’ve finally got a Republic going everything just falls to shit and you have to do the whole game all over again.
Don’t even get me started on the Bastille level.
(via capleesi)Source: andthentherewerepuns